Barn of The Blood Llama

Barn Of The Blood Llama
The Worst Thing To Come Out of Texas Since Bush

Dr. Albert-Weirdo doctor dude who likes to, um...hump llama's. He performs a bunch of experiments which cause Llama's to talk and act human, I'm guessing.
Toni-Girl who runs over Besty Sue, a llama the doc was having his thing with. She ends up staying with the bunch of weirdos on the farm until her car gets fixed.
Jug-This dude pretends he can't walk for some reason.
Gibby-Really stupid dude who wears an eyepatch. He's missing a brain and his voice is aggrivating.
Bock-Washed up rock star who's trying to come up with another hit. He visits Dr. Albert to get some inspiration or something.
Three Fast Food Girls-They gave Bock a ride and agreed to be in his music video. One of them, the fat one, gets her period and starts the whole mess.
Stoucker-Tow truck driver. He dies a fucked up way.
The Bowlers-All females. This is a weird movie.
The Titular Blood Llmas-All live on a "wool farm" and start to go berserk.

I'm gonna be honest with you. This movie is really strange, even for me. I've tackled almost every kind of movie, but this one almost beat me. And as a result, I won't spend too much time with it.

This movie is so disjointed and edited out of place, it's hard to pick up any real story. But from what I was able to make out, Toni is driving somewhere when she runs over Besty Sue, a llama who was escaping from Dr. Albert. He gets pissed off about it and her car got ruined, so they all stay at Jug and Gibby's Wool Farm until things straighten out. Bock arrives to get some inspiration to write a new hit song and he brings along three fast food workers.

When the fat chick gets her period, the llamas on the farm go crazy and start attacking her and "Pa". There's a weird subplot involing female bowlers and Gibby doing his mom and not having a brain. The rest of the movie just gets stranger as the llama's kill everyone one by one and strange images get thrown on the screen.

I won't even get into the "llama spluge" scene.

As you probably figured out on your own, this movie is a trip. I would perfer watching this while drinking heavily and with a group of people.