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| For infomation on how the rating system works, check out Item 2 "The Reviews" at "The Guide". |
| It's all fun and games until someone is brutally murdered. |
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| Uwe Boll strikes again! With Tara Reid as a museum curator to boot! |
| Midget vampires. Need I say more? |
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| Dude, man, like Keanu has to help Mr. Miyagi save Toyland! Whoa! |
| This is what happens when Texans are allowed to make movies. |
| The Caped Crusaders (And their nipples) must stop Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze, with help from Alicia Silverstone! |
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| A cranky but visible Claude Rains (He was The Invisible Man) must stop a planet from colliding with Earth! |
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| Reviewed on: May 22nd, 2004
(Updated on June 8th, 2007) |
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| Reviewed on: February 1st, 2006 |
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| Dude named Adam goes camping. People die. Blah, blah, blah. |
| Brooke Shield's younger sister has some mental issues. |
| Reviewed on April 2nd, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on: April 29th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: July 22nd, 2007 |
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| Reviewed on: September 25th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: January 8th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 13th, 2006.
Part of: And You Call Yourself A Super Hero Month |
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| Reviewed on: March 9th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 27th, 2006.
Part of: And You Call Yourself A Super Hero Month |
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| A stupid child imagines stupider superheroes to save George Lopez's giant face from killing everyone.. |
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| Our Fourth Mass Invasion!! This time we deal with John Travolta overacting while looking like a klingon! |
| Reviewed on: March 16th, 2008 |
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| Tor Johnson. Atomic Bomb. Monster. Random Words. Crappy Movie. How did it get made? |
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| Reviewed on: August 19th, 2007 |
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| Bela Lugosi's jealousy causes him to transform a Dean Martin wannabe into a giant gorilla! |
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| Hippies need to find a better reason than this to make us stop hating them so much. |
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| The Pro-Christian, Anti-dug, were-Turkey Movie!!! |
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| A nice, touching family film about a Master and his nude female slaves. |
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| Somebody is killing off old famous B-Movie actors!! |
| Reviewed on: March 11th, 2007 |
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| Reviewed on: February 4th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: January 9th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: September 6th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: January 22nd, 2006 |
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| Rich vampires square off against ghetto werewolves! |
| Reviewed on: January 8th, 2008 |
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| A scientist chick gets decapitated and now she can't shut the hell up about it. |
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| Reviewed on: October 28th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Four girls, based on dolls, go to high school and shake things up while annoying anyone who watches. |
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| Reviewed on: June 22nd, 2008 |
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| Yeah, yeah Chucky gets lucky, but Katherine Heigel is in it!! |
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| The only good thing about this movie: The Pancake Scene. |
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| Hot blonde chick has sex with every man she meets? What's not to love? |
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| Larry Miller haunts a bar owner. |
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| Sex is outlawed but that won't stop a Fairy from outer space! |
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| John Candy and some friends kidnap a chick. Then must stop a guy dressed up as a clown from killing them. |
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| The most annoying FBI agent I've ever seen. RIP Chris Penn. |
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| Reviewed on October 1st, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on April 15th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on July 22nd, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: January 7th, 2007 |
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| Reviewed on: August 13th, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month |
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| Reviewed on: January 29th, 2006
Reviewed in memory of Chris Penn. |
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| You will believe that an armless dude and a legless dude can kick ass! |
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| Reviewed on: September 23rd, 2007 |
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| Zombies attack the mall! |
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| Come see Leslie Nielson wrestle a bear...SHIRTLESS! |
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| Underground dwellers fight off zombies and an asshole army guy. |
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| Peter Jackson needs to go back to making movies like this. |
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| This is quite possibly the best B-Movie in the world. I should give it 5 stars. |
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| Reviewed on: October 29th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: January 16th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: December 10th, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on: August 1st, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: May 24th, 2006
Part of: "Invasion of The Boobies" Month |
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| I'm serious when I say this: A possessed bed eats people. |
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| Reviewed on: January 13th, 2008 |
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| Bland people are set to protect the only doorway between Earth and where Demon's live...I guess. |
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| Quite possibly the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen. |
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| Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2005
Guest Reviewed by Bill Szany |
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| Reviewed on: December 22nd, 2005 |
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| Joan Collins, giant ants, and a weird similarity to "Lost". What more do you need? |
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| Reviewed on: May 31st, 2008 |
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| Three stoners and a nerd (with help from Chong) fight a bong!! |
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| An artist is being stalked by a buff psycho clown. |
| Animals that AREN'T frogs attack a family and a pre-mustache Sam Elliot. |
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| Reviewed on: April 20th, 2007 |
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| Reviewed on: August 22nd, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month |
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| Reviewed on: August 11th, 2005 Updated on August 27th, 2007 |
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| Some green alien dude from outer space lands in a town full of drunk hillbillies! |
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| Reviewed on: October 28th, 2007 |
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| Oh you know this movie. Don't even pretend that you don't. |
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| Gary Busey possesses a cookie to get revenge on some people that put him in prison. |
| A virgin must fight off goth chicks and douchebags in Halloween masks. |
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| The one where Michael Meyers didn't appear in because he wasn't getting paid enough. |
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| Some bastards fight some bastards with the help of an old bastard and some female bastards. |
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| A rock and roll band fights some "Germans" and become zombies. There's much, much more. |
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| Reviewed on: August 27th, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on: November 29th, 2005
Guest Reviewed by Bill Szany |
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| Reviewed on January 18th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: July 23rd, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: October 15th, 2006 |
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| A jock and a smart girl want to sing in a musical and all hell breaks loose! |
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| Reviewed on: June 1st, 2008 |
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| This time it's summer! And more annoying!! |
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| Reviewed on: June 15th, 2008 |
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| Actually, they're not psychotic at all. Just mis-understood. |
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| ARRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!! |
| Only two good things about this movie: Elisha Cuthbert & Paris Hilton's Death Scene!! |
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| Four ghetto dumbasses kill a mafia's son and now must get plastic surgery. Hilarity doesn't ensue. |
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| Me and a bunch of my friends (Told you I have friends) review the story of Nicholas Cage's adventures with a carnival. |
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| Stay with me on this: Bizarre short films starring Blow Up Dolls. |
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| A serial killer transforms into a snowman and kills people. |
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| Jason (Not me, the killer) ends up in space...IN THE FUTURE! |
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| The title says it all. Well, except it's "granddaughter". But you get the idea. |
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| You keep your precious Buffy. I have Jesus on my side, bitch! |
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| A ghetto clown helps a nerd get revenge. |
| A bunch of teenage criminals lost in the woods stupidly bring the clown to life! |
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| Reviewed on: October 30th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: April 8th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: November 19th, 2005
(Updated on June 11th, 2007) |
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| Reviewed on: June 8th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: January 8th, 2007
The First Ever Mass Invasion! |
| Reviewed on: August 11th, 2005 |
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| Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: October 8th, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on: May 15th, 2004 |
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| Reviewed on: October 30th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: December 20th, 2003
Updated on: August 24th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: August 27th, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month |
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| Peter Graves must stop some bug eyed aliens! |
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| Reviewed on: February 3rd, 2008 |
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| William Shatner fights off some dangerous tarantulas. And not the one on his head. |
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| An ape. A giant lizard. Who wins? Find out! |
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| Number 6 is held hostage by a boring guy in a suit! |
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| A husband catches his wife cheating so he goes on a murder spree. |
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| Bill Cosby must battle vegetarians in order to protect the world! |
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| A bitchy Jennifer Aniston goes up against a small man from Ireland. |
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| Up until the 4th one, this is quite possibly the most disturbing one in the series. |
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| Luck be a leprechaun tonight... |
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| This movie almost melted my brain. |
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| Some wannabe sucker MC's (And Ice-T) square off with the little homie, G! |
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| Umm, let's see. I remember aliens and Patrick Stewart. Oh and A NAKED CHICK FOR HALF THE MOVIE! WOO!! |
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| Despite this being about a killer elevator, this movie is super boring. |
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| Awesome spoof of 50's sci-fi movies! Aliens, robots, monsters, weird animal chick. Just great! |
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| A bunch of people who worship hands terrorize a family. This is my obligatory "Manos" review. |
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| Donald decides to try a different diet. It's called "The Jeffery Dahmer Diet". |
| A stoner-like dude goes against a giant bullgod! |
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| Reviewed on: April 2nd, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: October 29th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: May 4th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: January 14th, 2007 |
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| Reviewed on: September 24th, 2006 |
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| Originally Reviewed on: March 3rd, 2004
Updated on March 17th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 19th, 2004
Updated on March 17th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 17th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 12th, 2004
Updated on: March 17th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: March 26th, 2004
Updated on: March 17th, 2006 |
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| Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005 Updated on: June 11th, 2008 |
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| Reviewed on: October 28th, 2005 Part of: Halloweenfest '05 |
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| Reviewed on: October 15th, 2004 |
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