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Adam & Evil
For infomation on how the rating system works, check out Item 2 "The Reviews" at "The Guide".
Alone In The Dark
Alice Sweet Alice
April Fools Day
It's all fun and games until someone is brutally murdered.
Uwe Boll strikes again! With Tara Reid as a museum curator to boot!
Ankle Biters
Midget vampires. Need I say more?
B
Babes In Toyland
Barn of The Blood Llama
Batman & Robin
Dude, man, like Keanu has to help Mr. Miyagi save Toyland! Whoa!
This is what happens when Texans are allowed to make movies.
The Caped Crusaders (And their nipples) must stop Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze, with help from Alicia Silverstone!
Battle of The Worlds
A cranky but visible Claude Rains (He was The Invisible Man) must stop a planet from colliding with Earth!
Reviewed on: May 22nd, 2004
(Updated on June 8th, 2007)
Reviewed on: February 1st, 2006
Dude named Adam goes camping. People die. Blah, blah, blah.
Brooke Shield's younger sister has some mental issues.
Reviewed on April 2nd, 2004
Reviewed on: April 29th, 2005
Reviewed on: July 22nd, 2007
Reviewed on: September 25th, 2005
Reviewed on: January 8th, 2006
Reviewed on: March 13th, 2006.
Part of:
And You Call Yourself A Super Hero Month
Reviewed on: March 9th, 2006
The Adventures of  Sharkboy & Lavagirl
Reviewed on: March 27th, 2006.
Part of:
And You Call Yourself A Super Hero Month
A stupid child imagines stupider superheroes to save George Lopez's giant face from killing everyone..
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N P Q R S T U V W Z
Our Fourth Mass Invasion!! This time we deal with John Travolta overacting while looking like a klingon!
Reviewed on: March 16th, 2008
Battlefield Earth
Beast of Yucca Flats
Tor Johnson. Atomic Bomb. Monster. Random Words. Crappy Movie. How did it get made?
Reviewed on: August 19th, 2007
Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla
Bela Lugosi's jealousy causes him to transform a Dean Martin wannabe into a giant gorilla!
Billy Jack
Blood Freak
Bloody Movie
Bloodsucking Freaks
Hippies need to find a better reason than this to make us stop hating them so much.
The Pro-Christian, Anti-dug, were-Turkey Movie!!!
A nice, touching family film about a Master and his nude female slaves.
Somebody is killing off old famous B-Movie actors!!
Reviewed on: March 11th, 2007
Reviewed on: February 4th, 2006
Reviewed on: January 9th, 2006
Reviewed on: September 6th, 2005
Reviewed on: January 22nd, 2006
Bloodz vs Wolvez
Rich vampires square off against ghetto werewolves!
Reviewed on: January 8th, 2008
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
A scientist chick gets decapitated and now she can't shut the hell up about it.
Reviewed on: October 28th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Bratz: The Movie
Four girls, based on dolls, go to high school and shake things up while annoying anyone who watches.
Reviewed on: June 22nd, 2008
Bride of Chucky
Yeah, yeah Chucky gets lucky, but Katherine Heigel is in it!!
Cabin Fever
Candy
Carnival of Souls
C
The only good thing about this movie: The Pancake Scene.
Hot blonde chick has sex with every man she meets? What's not to love?
Larry Miller haunts a bar owner.
Cinderella 2000
Sex is outlawed but that won't stop a Fairy from outer space!
The Clown Murders
John Candy and some friends kidnap a chick.
Then must stop a guy dressed up as a clown from killing them.
Corky Romano
The most annoying FBI agent I've ever seen. RIP Chris Penn.
Reviewed on October 1st, 2004
Reviewed on April 15th, 2005
Reviewed on July 22nd, 2005
Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: January 7th, 2007
Reviewed on: August 13th, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month
Reviewed on: January 29th, 2006
Reviewed in memory of Chris Penn.
Crippled Masters
You will believe that an armless dude and a legless dude can kick ass!
Reviewed on: September 23rd, 2007
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Dawn of The Dead
Day of The Animals
Day of The Dead
Dead Alive
Deadly Weapons
Zombies attack the mall!
Come see Leslie Nielson wrestle a bear...SHIRTLESS!
Underground dwellers fight off zombies and an asshole army guy.
Peter Jackson needs to go back to making movies like this.
This is quite possibly the best B-Movie in the world.
I should give it 5 stars.
Reviewed on: October 29th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: January 16th, 2006
Reviewed on: December 10th, 2004
Reviewed on: August 1st, 2005
Reviewed on: May 24th, 2006
Part of: "Invasion of The Boobies" Month
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
I'm serious when I say this: A possessed bed eats people.
Reviewed on: January 13th, 2008
Demons At The Door
Bland people are set to protect the only doorway between Earth and where Demon's live...I guess.
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Elves
Quite possibly the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen.
Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2005
Guest Reviewed by Bill Szany
Reviewed on: December 22nd, 2005
Joan Collins, giant ants, and a weird similarity to "Lost". What more do you need?
Reviewed on: May 31st, 2008
Empire of the Ants
Evil Bong
Three stoners and a nerd (with help from Chong) fight a bong!!
F
Fear of Clowns
An artist is being stalked by a buff psycho clown.
Frogs
G
Animals that AREN'T frogs attack a family and a pre-mustache Sam Elliot.
Reviewed on: April 20th, 2007
Reviewed on: August 22nd, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month
Reviewed on: August 11th, 2005
Updated on August 27th, 2007
The Galaxy Invader
Some green alien dude from outer space lands in a town full of drunk hillbillies!
Reviewed on: October 28th, 2007
Gigli
The Gingerdead Man
Oh you know this movie. Don't even pretend that you don't.
Gary Busey possesses a cookie to get revenge on some people that put him in prison.
Gothic Movie aka
Good Girls Don't Sleep In Coffins
A virgin must fight off goth chicks and douchebags in Halloween masks.
H
Halloween 3: Season of The Witch
Hard Bastard
The one where Michael Meyers didn't appear in because he wasn't getting paid enough.
Some bastards fight some bastards with the help of an old bastard and some female bastards.
Hard Rock Zombies
A rock and roll band fights some "Germans" and become zombies. There's much, much more.
Reviewed on: August 27th, 2004
Reviewed on: November 29th, 2005
Guest Reviewed by Bill Szany
The Gingerdead Man
Reviewed on January 18th, 2006
Reviewed on: July 23rd, 2006
Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2005
Reviewed on: October 15th, 2006
High School Musical
A jock and a smart girl want to sing in a musical and all hell breaks loose!
Reviewed on: June 1st, 2008
High School Musical 2
This time it's summer! And more annoying!!
Reviewed on: June 15th, 2008
House of Wax
House of The Dead
House of Psychotic Women
Actually, they're not psychotic at all. Just mis-understood.
ARRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!
Only two good things about this movie: Elisha Cuthbert & Paris Hilton's Death Scene!!
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I Accidently Domed Your Son
Four ghetto dumbasses kill a mafia's son and now must get plastic surgery. Hilarity doesn't ensue.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures
Who Stopped Living
and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Me and a bunch of my friends (Told you I have friends) review the story of Nicholas Cage's adventures with a carnival.
Inflated
Stay with me on this: Bizarre short films starring Blow Up Dolls.
J
Jack Frost
A serial killer transforms into a snowman and kills people.
Jason X
Jesse James Meets
Frankenstein's Daughter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jason (Not me, the killer) ends up in space...IN THE FUTURE!
The title says it all. Well, except it's "granddaughter". But you get the idea.
You keep your precious Buffy. I have Jesus on my side, bitch!
K
Killjoy
A ghetto clown helps a nerd get revenge.
Killjoy 2
A bunch of teenage criminals lost in the woods stupidly bring the clown to life!
Reviewed on: October 30th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: April 8th, 2005
Reviewed on: November 19th, 2005
(Updated on June 11th, 2007)
Reviewed on: June 8th, 2006
Reviewed on: January 8th, 2007
The First Ever Mass Invasion!
Reviewed on: August 11th, 2005
Reviewed on: December 3rd, 2006
Reviewed on: October 8th, 2004
Reviewed on: May 15th, 2004
Reviewed on: October 30th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: December 20th, 2003
Updated on: August 24th, 2006
Reviewed on: August 27th, 2006
Part of: Are Clowns Scary? Month
Killers From Space
Peter Graves must stop some bug eyed aliens!
Reviewed on: February 3rd, 2008
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King Kong vs Godzilla
Kingdom of The Spiders
Kings & Desperate Men
William Shatner fights off some dangerous tarantulas. And not the one on his head.
An ape. A giant lizard. Who wins? Find out!
Number 6 is held hostage by a boring guy in a suit!
Las Vegas Blood Bath
A husband catches his wife cheating so he goes on a murder spree.
Leonard Part 6
Bill Cosby must battle vegetarians in order to protect the world!
The Lift
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Leprechaun
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 3
Leprechaun In The Hood
Lifeforce
A bitchy Jennifer Aniston goes up against a small man from Ireland.
Up until the 4th one, this is quite possibly the most disturbing one in the series.
Luck be a leprechaun tonight...
This movie almost melted my brain.
Some wannabe sucker MC's (And Ice-T) square off with the little homie, G!
Umm, let's see. I remember aliens and Patrick Stewart. Oh and A NAKED CHICK FOR HALF THE MOVIE! WOO!!
Despite this being about a killer elevator, this movie is super boring.
Awesome spoof of 50's sci-fi movies! Aliens, robots, monsters, weird animal chick. Just great!
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"Manos":The Hands of Fate
A bunch of people who worship hands terrorize a family. This is my obligatory "Manos" review.
Microwave Massacre
Donald decides to try a different diet. It's called "The Jeffery Dahmer Diet".
Minotaur
A stoner-like dude goes against a giant bullgod!
Reviewed on: April 2nd, 2006
Reviewed on: October 29th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: May 4th, 2006
Reviewed on: January 14th, 2007
Reviewed on: September 24th, 2006
Originally Reviewed on: March 3rd, 2004
Updated on March 17th, 2006
Reviewed on: March 19th, 2004
Updated on March 17th, 2006
Reviewed on: March 17th, 2006
Reviewed on: March 12th, 2004
Updated on: March 17th, 2006
Reviewed on: March 26th, 2004
Updated on: March 17th, 2006
Reviewed on: October 31st, 2005
Updated on: June 11th, 2008
Reviewed on: October 28th, 2005
Part of: Halloweenfest '05
Reviewed on: October 15th, 2004