| Bride of Chucky Even Serial Killers Get Married |
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| Chucky-Voiced by Brad Dourif. Serial killer who knows voodoo and is stuck in a "Good Guys" doll. Really, really wants to get out, like soon. Tiffany-Played, and then voiced, by Jennifer Tilly. The character has an enormous rack, so it only makes sense to get someone known for having an enormous rack, and using said rack to help her acting carrer, to play her. Anyway, she's Chucky's girlfriend who wants to get married, which terrifies him. Chief Warren Kincade-Played by John Ritter. Yes, THAT John Ritter. Uptight asshole uncle of Jade. Jade-Played by Katherine Heigl, who played the chick I was obsessing over in "Valentine" and yes I'm happy that I get to see her in a starring role. Is dating Jesse and thinks a thousand bucks is enough to start a marriage on. Jesse-Dude dating Jade. He lives in a trailer nearby Tiffany, which is how his and Jade's plot point got mixed up with Tiffany's and Chucky's. Kincade doesn't like him much. David-Gay friend of Jesse's who's used as a front to pick Jade up to go to the prom. Gets a pretty cool death scene. Norton-Kincade's deputy who bothers Jesse and Jade until Kincade shows up. He's kind of an asshole too. Damien, Nick, & Jessica-Minor characters who get what they deserved by Tiffany and Chucky. |
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| "Chucky Gets Lucky".
That's the tagline for this movie, which made me sheepish about watching it when I first heard it was being released way the hell back in 1999. Then it just kinda vanished from my memory until I ran across it at the video store last year and figured, what the hell, and decide to give it a whirl. It's however many years after "Child's Play 3" and a cop named Bailey sneaks into the station's evidence room, going past a locker that contains (I'm being serious here): Jason's Mask, Michael Meyer's Mask, Freddy's Glove, Leatherface's mask and chainsaw, and The Puppet Master's puppets. This is only one of the many jokes to follow. Bailey goes to a locker and inside it is a plastic bag. He takes it and sits in his car by some warehouse, waiting. He wonders what's in the bag and decides to take a look before Tiffany cuts his throat. What's inside the bag you ask? You even need to ask? Tiffany takes what's left of Chucky to her trailer (Surprise) and stitches him up and then brings him to life, which at first it appears it didn't work. Upset, she gets a visitor, some weird goth Marilyn Manson looking dude named Damien, who's trying to get his pale hands on Tiffany's rack. Tiffany notices that Chucky is alive and decides to get rid of Damien once and for all. She chains him to the bed and places Chucky on his lap, in which Chucky comes alive and rips out his lip piercing. I always knew those were a bad idea. Chucky and Tiffany catch up on old times and Tiffany says she finally wants to get married, which Chucky really isn't up for. She gets rather pissed about this and because she's bigger then him, throws him in some homemade cage thing she had lying around. Needless to say, he's pissed off. While all of that is going on, the Chief of Police, Warren Kincade, played by John Ritter, yes THAT John Ritter, meets David, who is going to take his niece Jade, played by Katherine Heigl who played the chick I was obsessing over back in February during "Valentine" and yes I'm happy I get to see her in a starring role, to the prom. Warren suspects something is up with David when David talks about figure skating and majoring in drama and knowing how to keep flowers from dying. And I suppose his suspecions isn't for nothing, David was just a front, Jade's real date is Jesse, who lives in the same trailer park as Tiffany (Hey, they needed to connect the plots), and I guess as a result, Warren doesn't like him. So Warren pays one of his officer, Norton, to constantly pull David, Jade, and Jesse over and bother them until Warren shows up, yells at Jesse, and takes Jade back home. The next day, Tiffany is disposing of Damien's body and meets up with Jesse, who unwittingly helps her do so. Later that day, to further aggrivate Chucky, who's still locked up, she buys a female doll dressed up as a bride. You can see where this is going now, huh? Chucky manages to escape from his little cell, drags the female doll to Tiffany, who's taking the bath and watching TV (Never a good idea), Chucky pushes the TV into the water (See?), and does that voodoo that he does so well, transplanting her soul into the female doll. She isn't too happy with this, by the way. Chucky says he can get them out of their doll bodies and into two human bodies if they plan a road trip to New Jersey, go to where his former human body is buried, find this amulet that is suppose to help do so, and then they can become human again. And the only way to get to New Jersey (They never said where all of this was happening, so I don't know how far away they are from Jersey), is to get Jesse to drive them there by paying him a thousand dollars. Oh, and he doesn't know the dolls are possessed, he thinks he's just taking them to some caretaker in Jersey. You got all of that? On the way, Jesse stops at Jade's, tell her about the money and Jersey and offers to marry her and leave Nameless Town, USA and strict Chief Jack Tripper behind and live like hogs...on a thousand dollars. Ok, maybe they didn't think this through, but Jade goes for it anyway. Warren spots Jesse's van and decides to really get him in trouble by planting marijuanna in his van, until he finds Chucky and Tiffany. They set up some complicated thing so nails go flying into his face, killing him, and making Chucky make a Pinhead from "Hellraiser" joke. Jade and Jesse take off but Norton pulls them over and while searching the van spots the weed and is about to turn them in when Chucky blows up his car. Witnesses claim that Jade and Jesse did it and are now fugitives. But nevermind all of that, Jesse and Jade stop and get married at a 24 hour wedding church place. While staying at a "honeymoon Inn", both Jesse and Jade think the other killed Norton, and while talking about it, another newleywed couple stumble in. They don't have names, so I'll just call them Nick and Jessica. Jessica manages to steal Jesse's wallet, which Tiffany saw and decides that just isn't fair. So later that night, they sneak into Nick and Jessica's room and kills them by (Get this) throwing a champane bottle at a mirror that is above the bed Nick and Jessica was on, therefore making the shards fall into their body. This turns Chucky on and they go at it, doll style, right there. The next day, the fat nun from "Sister Act", who's a not-so-fat maid in his movie, finds the bodies. Seeing this, Jesse and Jade run like hell. On the way, they find David, who settles both of them down saying that he believes neither one of them are serial killers... ...until he finds Warren's body in a storage thing inside the van. In which case, David freaks out, makes Jesse stop the van, and he gets out. Having enough of these interrupted stops, Chucky and Tiffany reveal themselves to everyone, and David totally freaks out and steps in front of a semi. Chucky makes Jesse make a break for it and they sort of explain what happened, and make another joke saying "If it was a movie, it'd take 3 or 4 sequels to explain it all." HAHAHA!!! Well, Chucky makes Jesse ditch the van and get an RV. They cross the New Jersey stateline when Jesse and Jade trick Chucky and Tiffany into having an argument, distracting them while Jade kicks Tiffany into an oven and Jesse throws Chucky out the window. Oh, and in the process, makes the RV crash. Tiffany is all burnt and Chucky makes Jade take him to the cemetary, where they dig up his human body. Chucky gets the amulet, but Jesse shows up with Tiffany and they trade for each other's girlfriends, then they start the ritual to insert their souls into Jade's and Jesse's. But Tiffany likes them too much to take over their bodies so she backstabs Chucky, literally, and lets them go...until Chucky comes back and repeatedly stabs Tiffany. She dies and Chucky goes after Jesse and Jade but Jade throws him into the grave and is about to shoot him when a cop shows up. He sees Chucky and learns what's really being going on and lets Jade shoot Chucky. The cop tells Jade and Jesse they're free to go and examines Tiffany's burnt doll body when, well, she sorta gives birth, meaning- THE SEED OF CHUCKY! |
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| Ok, I'll admit it, I liked this movie, it was fun and it had a great sense of humor about itself. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. I really couldn't wanna see The Seed of Chucky when it came out. In fact, I might watch this and "Seed" back to back. But I don't wanna do it alone. I wonder if my Grandmother is doing anything. |
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