The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
"I Sleep Now!"
Paul Armstrong-Smart scientist fellow who is looking for a meteor that crashed to earth. He's your typical 50's B-Movie hero guy, except he appear to be in this early 50's.
Betty Armstrong-Paul's wife. She's your typical 50's wife, not too bright, always does what her husband says, and is kind of hot.
Dr. Roger Fleming-Evil scientist dude who starts the whole mess by bringing The Skeleton to life. Typical evil guy who laughs evilly for too long.
Kro-bar and Lattis-Two aliens from the planet Marva. Land on Earth when their ship runs out of fuel. I can't decide if she's hot or not.
Ranger Brad-Forest ranger. That's about it for him, really. But he does insist everyone call him Ranger Brad.
Animala-I don't even know where to begin to explain this. Roger creates her with Kro-Bar's mutator ray out of four animals and they turn into a hot woman in a leotard. As you'd expect, she doesn't talk much.
The Mutant-Kro-Bar's and Lattis' pet or something or another. Gets loose and kills the minor characters, like The Farmer. Has a thing for Betty.
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera-Local legend. Supposedly the skeleton of a pirate or something and is just resting in a cave. Wants to take over the world with Roger helping out.
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Scream!!! When you read the opening sentences and realize how stupid they are!!!

I only heard about this movie from a few people, and they all told me I need to watch this movie because of my love for B-movies. And because the video store I rent from didn't have any "Halloween" films and I couldn't find another replacement and stumbled upon this, I said what the hell.

"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera" is kind of hard to explain. Pretty much it's a spoof of 1950's sci fi/horror films, shot in a forest, with a budget of maybe $200, and actors so wooden you think a lumber yard finaced the film. The strange thing about "Cadavera" is the actors in this film are actual Hollywood actors who were in big blockbuster films, but they do a good job acting poorly and saying cheesy lines like "Gee, that's why scientists have rocks in their heads!" or "Is this one of your Earth jokes?"

Paul explains in great detail to his simple-minded wife that the meteor that he's looking for contains "Atmospherum" which can be used to benfit mankind. Roger is looking for The Skeleton to bring it back to life so they can rule the world. The Skeleton, who only communicates via telepathically (meaning the camera shows the skeleton and there's a voice over), says he needs the "Atmospherum" to come back to life. Kro-Bar and his alien wife Lattis say they need the "Atmospherum" to refuel their rocket ship to go back to Marva. And their pet mutant escaped, which kills the farmer and Ranger Brad.

Roger spots the aliens, who try to look human to get inside Paul and Betty's cabin to get the meteor, and uses their mutator gun to make himself a mate, which gets kind of odd in a way, because he points it at four different forest animals and they combine to become a woman in a black leotard. Roger names her Animala and they too trick their way into Paul and Betty's cabin to get the meteor.
My favorite scene is here, during the dinner scene, when Kro-Bar and Lattis try to act human and do what the human's do, then Animala starts eating her dinner like an animal and the aliens do the same. They also have a strange habit of saying "Bend at the middle" when they sit down also.

The Skeleton tries to get Animala to get the meteor because he's impatient, but then tries to get Betty to do it by controlling her mind. The aliens do the same thing to Betty, but her small fragile mind couldn't handle it so she passes out.

The next day, Animala entices Paul by dancing in front of him and gets him to carry the meteor to where Roger and the Skeleton is waiting. The Skeleton comes to life, via strings you can clearly see. The mutant snatches up Betty in the meantime and Paul wakes up and learns that Kro-Bar and Lattis are aliens.

The mutant doesn't hurt Betty for some odd reason but there isn't time to figure out why because The Skeleton has taken over the wills of the aliens and make them dance in a goofy manner. Then the Skeleton decides to kill Kro-bar and marry Lattis, which is just another shade of oddness I'm not gonna try to think about. Paul decides to use the mutant to stop The Skeleton and uses Betty to lure him to The Skeleton. A big brawl breaks out, The Skeleton kills Roger because he doesn't like him, and the mutant and The Skeleton fight which must be seen to believe.

Of course they throw in a quick message at the end about people who are different working together to better the planet and we get "The End?".
The only thing I didn't like and found boring is when the aliens were comparing Earth to their planet because they tend to go on with that for about five minutes saying their wine is made of cherrys, they have picnics, and they have doors that open for them and they don't have stairs and so on and so on. Other then that, this movie had me laughing all the way through, especially The Skeleton who just says the weirdest things and out of nowhere, like "I Sleep Now!!"
So don't have rocks in your heads and watch this movie, for the love of Mike.
HA-HA-HA!!!
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