I Accidently Domed Your Son
Idiotz In Da Hood
Brisco-Supposedly he's the "smart" one out of the bunch. I dunno how he qualified for that, he doesn't seem to be any different then the others.
Hay-Love-Extreme dumbass who causes all this trouble.
J-Rob-One of the dumbasses. He gets an admirer later on.
Pedro-The token "Mexican" who knows Caeser.
Ceser-Fredrico's son who means the world to him. So naturally, he has to die.
Fredrico-Mexican Mafia guy who is overprotective of his son. If Tony Montoya had a gay cousin, this would be him.
Venus & Mariano-She's a big tittied chick, he's a muscle bound dude who never speaks. I guess they're dating or married or something.
Lijah & Lonnie-Two old guys who wastes 9 minutes of screen time. Oh yes, I counted.
Rufus & Benny-The most disturbing father and son combo in the world.
Ray-Ray-Supposedly he's a tough guy who was in prison, but he looks like I can throw him over a brick wall.
You know, thank God for this movie. People have been carelessly doming people's sons, it's about time someone stepped up and showed the real dangers of accidently doming a person's son.

As you probably can tell, what got me involved with this movie to begin with is the title. I looked at it and asked myself these questions: "What does doming mean? Who's son? And how do you accidently do it?" And surprisingly enough, this movie answers all these questions. But there's a lot of aggravating and stupid shit to get through first.
Brisco (I wonder if his last name is Country Jr.) is having a cookout when Pedro and J-Rob show up. Hay-Love is there too and he's mooching off of people. The following 90 minutes happens all because one of them (I honestly can't remember right now, my brain hurts) wants to get high. While talking about where to go to get some weed, Ray-Ray shows up. Ray-Ray is "a big tough dude who was in prison for 10 years". I put that in quotes cause this guy looks shorter than me. Anyway, he wants some weed too so he pulls out a gun (which makes the party goers run away and there's some middle aged white dude, like THAT happens) and makes Hay-Love go with him to get some. The rest go with Pedro and they arrive at Cesar's house.
There, Cesar introduces them to dear ol' dad Fredrico. He's wayyyyy too happy and jokes waaaay too much with everyone. When Cesar leaves, Fredrico's true colors show. Fredrico is over-super-protective of his son and he tells them if anything happens to Cesar, he's going to personally kill them right then and there. And he tells Brisco that he'll kill him 5 times because he's the "smartest one out of the bunch". I guess...

While that's happening, Hay and Ray (Ha!) arrive at someone's house so Ray can kill some gang members. Ray gives Hay a gun that's supposedly old but it looks like a typical gun to me. Ray says that the trigger is sensitive and any little thing sets it off. GOSH, that won't come up later, will it?!?! Anyway, the gang members sneak up on Ray and shoot him. They spare Hay cause he's the leader's sister's baby daddy.

Back at Manor Psycho Father, Cesar makes the dumbasses from the hood watch a "Fight Club"-type fight transpire. Here, we meet Mariano and his very busty...coach? Girlfriend? Wife? Whatever. I swear she wasn't given a name through the entire movie, but the ending credits name her as Venus, so let's roll with that. Anyway, after rolling around for 5 minutes, Mariano beats up and/or possibly kills the other guy.
The dumbasses decide to leave and Cesar wants to go with. Not wanting the responsibility, the dumbasses talk him out of it, but with dear ol' dad around, they let him come with. They go back to Brisco's house that looks like a garage (It probably was) and they all smoke the weed Cesar has. They get good and high and forgot that if anything bad happens to this guy, they're lunchmeat.

Then Hay arrives. Yes, the plot points collide and takes off running. Hay is a little shaken by seeing Ray get shot, and decides to smoke some of the weed. Then just completely out of nowhere, the delicate gun Hay has goes off and shoots Cesar in the head.

And it is here we learn what exactly the title means. To break it down for you:
1. Dome means to shoot someone in the head. In this case, it was an accident.
2. It was Fredrico's son.
3. Hay was the one who accidently domed him.
Fredrico finds out and puts a hit out on the dumbasses. Not knowing what else to do, they decide to ask this guy Brisco knows named Krigo for help. Fredrico, meanwhile, is having a nervous breakdown when he's talking to a stuffed animal and force feeds it candy. I wish I was making that up. He calls Venus and Mariano to track down the dumbasses and bring them to him.

The dumbasses arrive at Krigo's house and this dude looks like Dave Chappelle. Apparently Krigo is some rich thug dude who has millions and millions of dollars, so he hooks them up with stuff to escape and offers this brilliant idea to escaping Fredrico.

Get plastic surgery on their faces. That's it. That's the idea.

I GUESS it's a good idea, but it sounds extremely complicated. And as it turns out, it is extremely complicated. Brisco has to go to some place in Arizona and give them some money and this red key thing. I think it'd just be better to blow up Fredrico's house, but I'm not the idiot who made this movie. Thank god.
And now the entire movie comes to a screeching halt and just sits on your head and no matter how many times you say "UNCLE!" it doesn't let up. We get what is quite possibly the most pointless and annoying scene in movie history. (Next to the 20 minute shooting scene in "House of The Dead" that is.)

Two old guys, Lijah and Lonnie, who is obviously being played two of the main actors in "hilarious old man makeup", come to the house/garage and just fight with each other, insult each other, and all this other stupid pointless crap. This is a scene that could've easily been cut from the movie and no one would care. I'm guessing it got left in because Venus and Mariano show up and make one of the old guys tell them where the dumbasses could've went. Somehow the old guy knows, even gives detailed directions. Venus thanks them and just leaves. End scene.

I want 9 minutes of my life back.
So yeah, Venus shows up at Krigo's place, finds out about the place in Arizona and kills Krigo. It took me roughly 15 seconds to type that sentence out, but it took the movie about 20 minutes to make it happen.

The dumbasses are now in the desert and they get out to empty their bladders. Hay decides to empty his bowels and when asked how he wiped his ass, he doesn't have an answer. Ew. So he had to ride in the back of the truck until he can wipe his ass. This is shown in it's entirety too. When Brisco gets into the truck the red key he has to present is dropped in the desert. OH NO!! WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!?! GASP!

They arrive at the address and we're introduced to Rufus and his son Benny. I just...don't know how to describe them. Let me put it this way. If I had a choice to be in a cell with Hannibal Lecter or meet Rufus and Benny, I'd pick the cell. I mean this scene with Rufus and Benny makes "Seven" look like "American Pie".
Rufus makes the dumbasses (and us) uncomfortable for several minutes until he asks for the red key. Brisco realizes he lost it and before Rufus can kill them, Brisco begs to go back and get it. He says ok as long as J-Rob and Pedro stay behind. While they go, Benny asks J-Rob to show him pink panties. Ugh, this movie is uber-disturbing.

Brisco and Hay search the desert for a key with no name when Venus and Mariano show up. Venus doesn't kill them because she needs all four, but since Brisco has the key now, they can leave. Meanwhile, Benny gets a glimpse at J-Rob's boxers and starts jerkin' off. Seriously. I hate this movie. Before it gets any fuckin' weirder, Brisco shows up with the key. Rufus gives them the address to go to get the surgery. But Venus and Mariano show up and a big showdown ensues!!!!

No, not really. Instead, Rufus points his gun at their heads and tells the dumbasses to get going. That was rather anti-climatic. Ew, that made me think of Benny. Ick.

The dumbasses arrive at the address and they meet the doctor. Rufus also bought along Venus and Mariano and the doctor promises he has something planned for them.

Six weeks later, everyone wakes up with brand new faces. They sound the same, which just looks completely stupid cause it obviously they're obviously lip synching. As for Venus and Mariano?
Fredrico arrives at a garage and finds the bodies of Brisco and Pedro tied up. Fredrico tells his bodyguard to kill them. Get it? In case it's not subtle enough, the doctor made Venus and Mariano look like Brisco and Pedro so Fredrico will think he did in fact have them killed. I just wonder what the doctor did with the tits.

So with brand new faces and identities, they take off to live...in Arizona...I guess. And because this movie doesn't give up, during the credits, we're treated to more "hilarious antics" of the two "old" guys, which seems ad-libbed to me, and they're horrible at ad-libbing so this whole credit sequence just sucks. And we get one final shot of the cast and crew together. The guy playing Fredrico looks like he doesn't wanna be there. Can't say I blame him.
Despite the horribleness (That's not a word, is it? Eh, I'm keeping it), some of the dialogue was kinda funny. I can't remember any of it now cause the scenes with Rufus and Benny is suffocating my mind right now, but I did laugh a few times. Otherwise, I hate this movie with a passion. So I hope you all follow this cautionary tale of doming other people's son's. Be sure to dome responsibly and friends don't let other friends dome drunk.
Thank you, this has been a morality play.
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See it's funny cause it's two guys dressed as old guys...but they're not really old! HAHAHA!! Shoot me now.
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