Killjoy 2
Even More Joy Is Killed!!
Nicky-Dude who was arrested for smoking on a roof. Then he becomes an unbearable pushy asshole.
Cee-Cee-Chick who seems to pick up on voodoo easily.
Ray-Ray-I'm guessing he and Nicky spent too much time up on "Brokeback Mountain".
Charlotte-Chick who cries way too much.
Eddie-Just some guy who didn't really do anything wrong. Why he's here is a mystery.
Harris-Male cop who shoots first, then doesn't ask questions later.
Martinez-Female cop who I suspect is a lesbian, but that's probably just me.
Kadja-I swear she said her name was Baza Buzu but whatever. Voodoo chick who thinks she can fight Killjoy. She turns out to be wrong.
Killjoy-Psycho clown who picked up some telepathic skills since the first movie. And he's being played by another actor this time.
I refuse to believe that "Killjoy" did so well or was so popular that someone out there (Probably Charles Band, who's known to produce and/or direct super crappy ass films) demanded there be a "Killjoy 2". I guess since horror movie sequels is the in thing, the world is stuck with an another movie about a psycho clown who spews one-liners like a demented Milton Burle or something.

We meet one of our characters Nick smoking on the roof of a building. I guess this building is FBI headquarters or something cause some cops are after him. They catch him and plant a bag of cocaine on him. None of this is explained, which means there's going to be a prequel about Nick coming out very soon.

Nick is sent to some special kind of jail thingy where he has to go on some road trip to the woods with four other bad asses who did various things that are barely explained. According to Harris, Eddie didn't do anything wrong. Maybe he's like Ally Sheedy's character in "Breakfast Club" and wanted to come along cause he was bored.
Meet your new cast of "Laguna Beach"!
So our group of rag tag juvies, along with Harris and Martinez, hit the road. On the way, they make several complaints, crude jokes, and hit on the chicks in the van. Harris pulls over to some rest stop in the woods so everyone can take a piss.

So far in this movie there's no character development nor any appearance by Killjoy. I had to wonder if I was watching the right movie or not.

Once the van they're in breaks down, things kind of get going (well, going in terms of this movie) when Harris takes Eddie, Ray-Ray, and Nick to go look for help. Martinez stays behind and listens to Charlotte cry for half an hour.

Harris and the boys find a trailer and knock on the door. When nobody answers, Ray-Ray takes things into his own hands and breaks in. Inside, he meets LA's version of white trash, who shoots him. She then pulls her gun on the others. All Harris had to do was say he was a cop and things would've been ok. But no, that would've made sense. Instead, he pulls out a gun and shoot her. Harris insists on staying behind while Eddie and Nick drag Ray-Ray back to the van.
"Ya see, Norm, ya shouldn't just simply place the screen there! We's gonna need some galvinized screws here, Norm."
Paris Hilton in five years.
Then they all decide to go look for help and while wondering around the woods for another hour, they stumble upon another house. Nick decides to take control, say there's a war going on, and march towards the house. He points the gun at this lady just chillin' in her crib and demands answers or something.

By the way, still no Killjoy.

The lady, Kadja, is a voodoo chick who says she can help Ray-Ray "either live or die". Um, that's nice to know. So she does some voodoo thing, which pisses Nick off. The voodoo thing reminds Cee-Cee of a story her grandmother told her about some geeky kid who turned to black magic to get revenge on some guys who was picking on him. The kid asked some clown named Killjoy for help. Hmm...that sounds familiar.

Nick further gets pissed off for no reason and marches out of the house. Cee-Cee demands that everybody dance now (I know it's C+C, it's a stretch, ok?), then joins Nick outside. Cee-Cee asks Nick if he has any drugs, he says yeah but only if you bring Killjoy to life...to help Ray-Ray.
What Miss Cleo's been up to all these years.
She, too, must've read "Voodoo for Dummies".
Yeah...I don't get it either. Asking a psycho clown who murdered people in a story that sounds extremely made up to help save a home boy is kind of stupid. But Cee-Cee does it anyway and something happens. Well, ok, nothing happens. I wanted to make this review slightly more interesting than the movie by saying that something happened. Since nothing happened, Cee-Cee decides to bring her milkshake to the yard and get it on with Nicky.

I guess nudity wasn't in the budget for this film cause we cut away to the voodoo house for a pointless scene and shot of Charlotte crying. We come back and they're done with the sex. Nick confesses he doesn't have any drugs and this makes Cee-Cee team up with Danger Mouse to form Gnarls Barkley (Yeah, yeah it's Cee-lo, I know).

Joking aside, Cee-Cee runs into an outhouse and is crying cause she was used, even though she was the one who offered sex (women!) when Killjoy FINALLY arrives. 45 minutes into the film too. And the movie is only an hour and 10 minutes. That's one hell of a set up, huh?
"Hello?? Yeah, I know, I'm 45 minutes late! But the script said I didn't have to be here! HELLO?"
Killjoy runs around the outhouse for five minutes, then pulls his teeth out, throws them in, and listens as they eat Cee-Cee up. I couldn't make that up if I tried. Back at the house, Nick arrives to find that Cee-Cee never came back. Oh and that Ray-Ray died. So the whole bringing Killjoy alive was pointless, huh?

Eddie decides to go outside to get some water. While doing so, he meets Killjoy, who pushes him on some pipes that just happen to be sticking up from the ground. Killjoy dances around for another two minutes, then leaves.

Kadja realizes that Nick bought Killjoy to life and tells everyone their lives are in danger. Nick is like "I don't believe in this shit!" and storms out again. Charlotte meanwhile cries some more. Once outside, Nick comes face to face with Killjoy and Killjoy uses some powers he apparently just required for this movie to make Nick stab himself in the face several thousand times.

Kadja realizes she has to stop Killjoy herself and does all kinds of chants and spells and whatnot. Then she decides to go outside only armed with a plastic skeleton and face him. He appears and they have a battle of words, until he does that trick he did with Nick to make Kadja cut her throat. Killjoy delivers some more stupid one-liners and vanishes.
When Hootie & The Blowfish said "Let Her Cry", they must've been talking about her.
"Damn girl! You need to change that tampon more often!!"
A voodoo lady and her plastic skull versus a telepathic psycho clown. This should go well.
Martinez and Charlotte are in the house when Killjoy appears. He throws Martinez across the room, which makes Charlotte think she died somehow. Then Charlotte tries to read a book of spells from Kadja's book but that don't work either. Then suddenly, Harris appears. Ohhh yeah, I forgot about him.

He doesn't do much of anything except get slapped around by Killjoy. Then for some strange reason (besides the fact that it was in the script), Charlotte pours a bunch of strange liquids into a jar and throws it in Killjoy's face. This causes him to melt.
Leatherface, in his weird clown phase.
Suddenly, it's the next day, some cops are there, and Charlotte gets a phone call from her mom. They leave the cabin and...ending credits. That's it? That's the ending. He gets some mysterious stuff thrown in his face and he melts and everyone just leaves? What the hell? At least in the first one, they had the one dude turn into Killjoy for no reason. Ahh, maybe I should just be happy this movie is over.
"Wowzers! Would you believe that I purposely edited this movie so it wouldn't make sense??"
If you're going to compare the two, I'd say the first one is better cause you find yourself laughing throughout the whole thing. This one is just painful and even Killjoy's lines don't help much. And the first one has a boobie shot, this one doesn't. I said it once, I said it a thousand times: boobies help save a movie.
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