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| Cory-Mess of a guy who operates a "Darkside Tour" thing with Morty. Is peeved when the Leprechaun steals his girlfriend. Morty-Old drunk dude who operates the "Darkside Tour" with Cory. Looks and sounds like George Carlin. Bridget-Cory's kinda hot girl and the affection of the Leprechaun. I hope she asked for a lot of money to appear in this movie. Ian-Some dude that has the hots for Bridget. Tries to steal her away from Cory, but ends up with a face full of lawnmower blades. The Leprechaun-Played by Warwick Davis. This time around, he's a horny little devil. |
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| Warwick Davis is back as The Leprechaun! Even though he blew up at the end of the first film, he's still back.
The film starts in Ireland several, several years ago where the Leprechaun is looking for a bride. He has obtained a slave named William, who was some guy who wanted his gold and somehow this made him a slave. The Leprechaun has his sights set on William's daughter. According to the story, the girl that he seeks must sneeze three times and if no one says "God Bless You,” she is unwittingly married to a leprechaun. So think about that next time someone sneezes around you. Anyway, William's daughter sneezes three times but William God Blesses the daughter himself. So as a result, The Leprechaun has to wait a thousand years to get the great-great-great-great-great-yada-yada-yada granddaughter of William’s. |
| A thousand years later (and after a weird credit sequence that involves a map), on St. Patrick's Day nonetheless, in Los Angles, said however number of great-granddaughter is the somewhat hot Bridget, who is dating this guy named Cody. Cody works for this old dude named Morty, who runs a "Darkside Tour" showing supposedly haunted houses and, according to Cody, the floating head of Jane Mansfield.
Morty is supposed to drive a hearse full of customers who got tricked onto this tour, but he drank himself silly in a bar, so Cody and Bridget end up giving the tour. Bridget isn't too happy with this because they had a date to go go-cart racing. But she's P.O'd at Cody so she goes off with this dude Ian, who works at the go-cart track. And I’m guessing is totally hot and buff. How did the Leprechaun get from Ireland to America, L.A specifically? He hid himself in this tree that was given to Harry Houdini, which was planted in some park. So on the thousand-year anniversary, the Leprechaun springs from the tree and steals a homeless man's gold tooth. Then he goes searching for Bridget. |
| Ian drops her off at home, but rebuffs him, stating that she and Cody are still together. She punches him (seriously, she slugs the guy) and runs into her house, while Ian starts to go home. But in Bridget's garage, he sees her calling him. To further entice him, she takes her clothes off (woo!). Too bad this is a trick by the Leprechaun and the nice pair of boobies are actually rotating lawn mower blades. Oops.
Cody comes and apologizes to Bridget, but the Leprechaun chooses this moment to claim his bride. He knocks Cody out and takes Bridget to his tree-home. I'm tempted to say treehouse but I won't stoop that low. Cody manages to snag a gold coin from the Leprechaun's pot of gold, which the Leprechaun notices when he chains Bridget inside his tree home. So he decides to go get his coin back before he shags Bridget, which he makes plenty o' comments about. The police think Cody killed Ian and search for him at Morty's. Cody tries to convince Morty, who acts like George Carlin throughout the movie, that a leprechaun is after him. Of course Morty doesn't believe it until the Leprechaun himself appears. They run away from him but he tracks them down at (where else?) a bar. There, Morty tries to get The Leprechaun good and drunk so he can't use any of his powers, but it doesn’t really work like that. Cody and Morty, armed with the knowledge that iron kills or weakens (well which is it?) the Leprechaun, they’re gonna try to get him trapped into an iron safe, which is located at the go-cart track. Now, why go to the friggin go-cart track? I’m sure there are plenty of iron safe’s in the world. But as I stated in my review for Leprechaun, I don’t get paid 10 million dollars to write crappy screenplays. At the Go-Cart Track, they run into a security guard who takes his job WAY too fuckin’ seriously but the Leprechaun kills him pretty good. Cody and Morty manage to get The Leprechaun into the safe but Morty screws it up when he locks Cody in another room and makes the Leprechaun give him three wishes. (WHAT?!) Of course they turn against Morty when a pot of gold grows inside Morty (Long story). |
| Cody escapes the room but The Leprechaun attempts to mow him over with a suped up go-cart. It’s here that we find out that The Leprechaun can't kill anyone who still possesses a gold coin, for some very strange reason. So finally, Cody makes his way to the treehouse (oops I did it, sorry) to look for Bridget, who’s been busy trying to free herself this whole time. Things get creepy when The Leprechaun describe many ways he's gonna boink her, even talking about positions! EWWW! But Cody, thank God, breaks things up. The Leprechaun wants the gold coin, Cody wants Bridget, and Bridget is gonna want years of therapy to get over the creepiness of the Leprechaun.
After running around the Leprechauns treehouse (that's twice) and getting lost for a painful 20 minutes, The Leprechaun tricks Cody by turning into Bridget and asks for the coin. But Cody is wise to the trick and gives him a fake gold coin, then stabs him with a thing of Iron that seriously came out of nowhere, making the Leprechaun blow up. This is twice now that he’s blown up. But since there’s still 5 movies left, we know this does no good. Reunited with Bridget, Cody decides to throw away the real coin. I would at least sell it to the homeless guy, I’m sure he’s missing his tooth real bad right now. |
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| This sequel is nothing like the original. There are no funny moments or any goofy action scenes. But the Leprechaun does come up with some clever rhymes, I'll give him that. But I didn't like the creepiness he gave off when he kept making sexual comments to Bridget.
One last interesting thing to point out are the cameos by Clint Howard and Tony Cox, the foul mouth midget in "Me, Myself, and Irene" and "Bad Santa.” Too bad he wasn't foul mouth in this movie. "Man, you fuckin’ Leprechaun, go suck my ass!" |
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