Leprechaun 4: In Space
See You On The Dark Side of Warwick Davis
The Leprechaun-Played by Warwick Davis. He somehow ended up in the future and in space. Is reborn when some guy pisses him out. Don't ask.
Princess Zarina-Wears a studded bra and is the Princess of the Universe or something. The Leprechaun is chasing her to become the King or something.
Dr. Mittenhand-Doctor who runs the spaceship the movie is set in. He's after The Leprechaun. He's only just a head and a arm, but he turns into a giant spider at the end. Yet again, don't ask.
Sgt. Hooker-The leader of the Marines with a metal plate on his head. He has some weird scenes.
Dr. Tina Reeves-Main hot chick who works for Mittenhand to do something that isn't really explained.
Harold-Mittenhand's lab assistant. Is very sarcastic and doesn't like Tina very much.
Mooch-A marine who dies when toxic garbage hits him.
Sticks-A marine who is also the token black guy. But he knows a lot about computers, so that's a good thing. I guess.
Lucky-A marine who becomes The Leprechaun's first victim by stealing his gold.
Hooks-A marine who becomes the main guy that ends up with Tina at the end.
Kowalski-A marine who pisses on The Leprechaun, who than gives birth to The Leprechaun. Ouch.
Danny-A marine who is the biggest coward ever.
Delores-Female marine who's the only other hot chick. She doesn't last that long though, which sucked.
At the beginning of L4-IS (Catchy huh?), Warwick Davis, as the Leprechaun, is on another planet. In the future. Somehow. He's kidnapped Princess Zarina, who wears a studded bra and is dressed like Jeanie from "I Dream of Jeanie". He plans on marrying her and killing her dad, a king from some planet that I couldn't spell let alone pronounce, so he, The Leprechaun, can become the king and rule the universe. The Princess is hesitant at first but something about his gold turns her on so she agrees.

Meanwhile, on a space ship run by Dr. Mittenhand, a guy you at first see on TV monitors, some marines, hired by Mittenhand, are sent to the planet to destroy the leprechaun. I have no idea why Mittenhand wants the Leprechaun destroyed. I don't think the actors or the film makers or the writers knew why.

The marines have weird names like Mooch, Sticks, Lucky, Hooks, and even weirder names like Kowalski, Danny, and Delores. Delores by the way, is the platoon's token hot chick. More on her later. They are lead into combat by Sergeant Hooker, who has a plate in his head. Well, no. More like a steel plate in his head. No, actually half of his head is metal, which is severely exposed. Odd thing is in the ending credits he's named as "Metal Head". Mittenhand sends in Dr. Tina Reeves, another hot chick, to come along on the search and destroy mission. Yet again, no reason is given.

They go on the planet and while searching for the leprechaun, one of the marines, Lucky, finds a table full of the Leprechaun's gold. So he decides to take some for himself. What I'm about to write next honestly happened in the movie and the fact that I'm giving this disclaimer shows how ridiculous this movie gets. While Lucky helps himself to the gold, the Leprechaun comes out and cuts Lucky in half...WITH A FUTHER-MUCKIN' LIGHT SABER!!! Green of course.
The rest of the platoon finds the Leprechaun and end up blowing him up, shattering him into pieces. Kowalski celebrates this by pissing on the remains. This is important later on. They go back onto the ship, taking the gold and the Princess, who became  unconscious

The crew is celebrating and getting drunk while Dr. Tina Reeves is looking over the Princess. She is sort of assisted by Harold, a smart ass lab guy who is Mittenhands toadie. Harold shrinks down the gold by using this shrink ray Mittenhand invented, which also makes things larger. THAT also is important later on.

To further celebrate, the hot chick Delores and Kowalksi, who exposed his pee-pee to the Leprechaun in case you forgot, go off to have sex. While getting a simple hand job, (Men: This part is painful) the Leprechaun is born again, coming out of his pee-pee. And they say kidney stones hurt like a bitch.
The Leprechaun wants not only his gold this time, but the Princess as well. Delores, freaked out naturally, tells the others the "monster" or "alien" as he's called throughout the movie, is alive. The crew don't want any part of it and want to leave because their agreement with Mittenhands expires at midnight. But Mittenhand's makes a deal to keep them there longer, while showing his true form.

Mittenhand's, as it turns out, is really just a torso with one arm, attacked to a complex series of fluids and jars and whatnot that hosts several important organs, such as the heart. He explains later in the movie that he turned out this way because of a failed experiment where he tried to become a machine.

The marines agree to Mittenhand's deal and they go off to find the little bugger. For some odd reason, they decide to look inside the waste disposal, which according to Dr. Reeves, the waste is disposed of by using certain chemicals that are harmful to humans. So this causes Mooch and Hooks to wear "Outbreak" style suits while rummaging through the garbage. It turns out, gosh darn it wouldn't ya know, the Leprechaun IS in there, wearing a little suit of his own. But he busts opens Mooch's suit and his skin is burnt off, rendering him into a skeleton.
While this is happening, Mittenhand discovers that the Princess is a type of alien who's DNA structure fixes itself up or something scientific like that. Mittenhand decides to steal her DNA so he can rebuild himself again.

Of course, this is the point when everyone "breaks up" to look for the Leprechaun. Sticks, the token black dude, and Danny, who is a coward beyond belief, stumble onto him. Danny runs off of course, but he encounters the Leprechaun and so he can stay alive, Danny agrees to give him the Princess. But the Leprechaun didn't trust him so he squashes him with a big ass box. This scene is memorable because the Leprechaun sings "Danny Boy" to Danny.

Everyone gets back together again and Delores volunteers to look in this hallway. There, she finds the Leprechaun, killing him a second time but he somehow just grew again. So he throws her over a railing.

It's when Delores, the one true hot chick, gets killed that I got angry and the movie took an even weirder turn. The Leprechaun finds his way to Mittenhand's lab and revives the girl. But Harold, trying to kill the Leprechaun, gets his face flattened completely by a tray thrown by the creature. Mittenhand is astounded at the leprechaun and vice versa. But when The Princess tells him that Mittenhand tried to steal her DNA, he puts a gag in Mittenhand's mouth (Looks like the type used in the famous rape scene in "Pulp Fiction" actually), and combines the DNA with a spider and a scorpion and injects it into the good doctor.
Then The Leprechaun brainwashes the sergeant/Metal Head and puts him in a dress and a wig, and turns him against Sticks, Hooks, and Dr. Reeves, the only survivors. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either when I was watching this. The sergeant Metal Head sings and dances, and even develops a split personality between his usual self and a drag queen, while kicking everyone's ass. Eventually Dr. Reeves tricks him into electrocuting himself, revealing that he is actually a cyborg.

Well.

Mittenhand transforms into a mutant spider/scorpion, dubbing himself Mittenspider and making spider webs in record time and hunting for flies. And the Leprechaun and the Princess decide to leave the ship but he must find his gold before doing so. But first he sets up the ship so it'll self destruct, in 30 minutes, none the less. Guess how much time was left in the movie when this scene came on?

Wow, you are good.
Sticks goes back to the main part of the ship to try to turn off the self destruct countdown thing only to find Mittenspider all mutated, and he (Sticks) winds up in a spider web. Hooks and Tina fight the Leprechaun but he winds up underneath the shrinking ray and Tina accidently enlarges him until he's a giant. Oops, good job!

The Princess, who passed out again because the Leprechaun made her face break out (I don't even know how to explain that), wakes up, but acts like she drank a kegger, for some odd reason. Sticks needs Tina and Hooks back to the controls of the ship to figure out Mittenhand's password, so off they go, leaving the Leprechaun in the storage cargo holding thingy, because he is too big to fit through the doors. Well, actually, he can fit through the big giant door that's there, which opens up and sucks him out into space, where he blows up. (If you're keeping track at home, this is the fourth time in a row that he has blown up.)

Hooks and Tina find Mittenspider and cover him with nitro (Terminator 2 rip off) while yelling "Feed Me!! Feed ME!!" (Little Shop of Horror's rip off) while Tina is suddenly running around in her underwear (Alien rip off) and finally Tina destroys the frozen Mittenspider, who's last words is "Help Me. Help Me" (The Fly rip off). And yes, they figure out the password, the Leprechaun's giant hand flips off the surviving crew and that's it. If I forgotten anything, I'm sure it wasn't worth mentioning.
Yeah, I think everything I just said spoke for itself. Pretty much this movie sucks, along with the acting and the cheesy computer effects. I should point out that Warwick Davis is doing alright for himself, currently appearing in the "Harry Potter" films, plus was in "Willow", which was pretty good if I remember correctly. Why he agrees to do these films is beyond me. Why these movies keep being made is beyond me.
Oh yeah, there is something I did forget. The Princess takes her top off. There, that should give you some incentive to watch this movie.
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