Hello and welcome. My name is Jason and I love bad movies. I hope you do to, or at least love reading about bad movies. You will find here lengthy reviews of some of the worse movies that are out there, whether they be made by Hollywood, a small upstart movie studio, or some guy who had nothing better to do on a weekend and decided to make a movie for $12 dollars. If you are new here I must warn you that each review do contain spoilers of the film, along with a lot of bad language and nudity. This website is rated NC-17. But most likely if you're a kid, you're gonna click the "Movie Reviews" button anyway and NOT ask your parents permission. I don't care as long as you don't try to sue me. I have no money. With that said, enjoy the website and if you need a place to start, check out "The Guide", which answers some of the questions you may have. Thanks for visiting and have a nice day. -Jason Soto |