| The Offical Podcast featuring Jason Soto and Nolahn! |

| Episode 1: The Building of the Lair In the debut episode, hosts Jason Soto (Invasion of the B Movies) and Nolahn (Bargin Bin Reviews) talk a bit about themselves and their respective sites. Then a quick rundown of the AV Club's Top 15 Best Worst Movies of the Decade. And finally, the main event, Jason and Nolahn discuss their personal Top 5 Worst Movies of the "Oh's". |

| Episode 2: Back in Blaxploitation It's Blaxploitation time! Jason and Nohlan are back and in this episode, Jason tells the amazing story of meeting Mr. Tommy Wiseau at the beautiful Music Box Theater in Chicago. For the blog post about walking into the theater and see some horrible horrible pictures, click here Then they discuss their favorite blaxploitation films before launching into not one, or two, but THREE movie reviews. Movies reviewed were "Blackenstein", "Black Fist", and "The Black Godfather". Also check us out on iTunes if you aren't already and leave a rating and a comment. And we'd like to do a feedback section in a future episode so leave us an email at thelairunwanted at gmail dot com and tell us what you think about the show, turkey! Some links for ya: www.strictlysplatter.com www.bmovies.com |

| Episode 3: Small Wonders Happy St. Patrick's Day! In this episode, Jason and Nolahn talk about all six "Leprechaun" movies, two of which make Nolahn question his friendship with Jason. After that exhausting task, they manage to give a review of the 1995 classic "Rumpelstilskin", starring that Ferengi guy from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and "Deep Space Nine" or whatever. The secret word(s) for this episode is "sex couch" |

| Episode 4: Admitted To The Asylum Jason and Nolahn manage to get a special guest to join them in The Lair. It's none other than Jose Prendes! Jose is from StrictlySplater.com and also a former employee of the movie company The Asylum, who is the topic of discussion this month. Jose lets us in on the inner workings of The Asylum and his time as a crew member on great Asylum films like "The Day The Earth Stopped" and "The Terminators". Afterwards, Jason and Nolahn discuss The Asylum's "Sherlock Holmes" which has Holmes and Watson fighting off dinosaurs and dragons. After hearing how things are done at The Asylum, neither of them are shocked about this anymore. PLEASE feel free to email Jason and Nolahn at thelairunwanted at gmail dot com and tell them what YOU think! Do it...TODAY! |

| Episode 5: Knowing The Next Treasure in Vegas, Man An entire episode dedicated to the man, the myth, the legend that is Mr. Nicolas Cage. And to help Jason and Nolahn talk about this special man, they got some help in the form of Mr. Dylan "Fletch" Fields, the head of The Large Association of Movie Blogs and Blog Cabins. First off, a discussion about Mr. Cage in the news and a quick game of which Nic Cage fact is fake. Then a Top 5 of Rememberable Cage Performances. Jason's number 1 is a must see for sure. Then a slight discussion on the famous remake of "The Wicker Man" from 2006. A special shout out goes to the First Offical Sponsor of The Lair of the Unwanted. If you like goats and soap, check out The Foxy Goat, homemade soap made from goat milk. It's smooth! Here's a bunch of links for ya!: http://www.gonzoriffic.com/gonzodvd.html http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com http://blogcabins.blogspot.com http://largeassmovieblogs.blogspot.com http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/bio (Nic Cage's IMDb bio) And now for the begging. (Ahem) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE US AN EMAIL!!! thelairunwanted at gmail dot com !! PLEASE!! It's easy! You sent email before! We're gonna rag on Juggalos next month so send in that hate mail today! |

| Episode 6: MAKEUP! SHOUT IT! SHOUT IT OUT LOUD MUTHA FAKOS!! In this episode of "The Lair" Jason Big Stanky Ass Soto and Punchy Taynt Nolahn discuss some summer projects they're each taking on. Jason is doing "The Summer of '90's" where he talks about every movie and music video the 1990's had to offer. Nolahn is racking up his Crap of the Titans by taking on a bunch of famous bad movies you never want to see again. Then they discuss "KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park" and the Insane Clown Posse, sorry, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, movie "Big Money Hustlas" or "Big Money Hustla$" or BIG MONEY HUSTLAS!" So if you are a Juggalo, A JUGGALO, feel free to drop us an email at: "THELAIRUNWANTED AT GMAIL DOT COM" or "THELAIRUNWANTED@GMAIL.COM" or "thelairunwanted@gmail.com", whichever is easier to reach us. If your dial up internet can handle it. A whole shitload of links for ya, be sure to check these out: http://www.invasionofthebmovies.com/wiseguysvzombies.html http://www.thefoxygoat.com/ http://he-shot-cyrus.blogspot.com/2010/06/frankly-my-dear-podcast.html http://www.rachelsreelreviews.com/2010/06/reel-insight-episode-1.html http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/group.php?gid=87311316206 http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=666503217 http://www.thecommunemovie.com/buy.html http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Never_Too_Young_to_Die_1986.aspx |

| Episode 7: America Kicks Ass! America! Fuck yeah!! Them awesome patriots Jason and Nolahn are back with two red blooded American martial arts films! First there's the Michael Dudikoff classic "American Ninja" featuring the best ending sequence ever since "Blazing Saddles". Then we show that chicks can kick just as much as when we talk about the Cynthia Rothrock film "Undefeatable"! We also debut a new segment "Come Clean: Sponsored by The Foxy Goat" where Jason and Nolahn have to answer a question and must "come clean". The topic for this Come Clean is "Holy Grail Movies". Trailers are found in the links section. Also in the links section: The brand new FaceBook page for The Lair of the Unwanted. So go there, click "Like This" and get all the updates and partake in any questions we might have for you. Without further ado, here's the links! The FaceBook Page! Jason's Holy Grail Movie "The Boneyard" (Ok, it was 1991 and it was a morgue. I was pressed for time, ok?) Nolahn's Holy Grail Movie "RoboGeshia" |

| Episode 8: MST3K Appreciation-The Mike Nelson Era Part 1 of a 2 part series, Jason and Nolahn decide to talk about the cult classic TV show "Mystery Science Theater 3000", but they can't possibly do it alone. So they bring in Rachel from "Rachel's Reel Reviews" to discuss all things MST3K. Here, they focus on Michael J. Nelson's turn at hosting and cover two films that were featured during his run "The Beast of Yucca Flats" and "Hobgoblins". Before they do that, though, Nolahn covers what he'll be finishing up his Gautlet feature on his site with and Jason discusses what he did for his five-year anniversary of his site. Then we Come Clean with The Foxy Goat goat soap with a simple question: Who do you perfer Joel or Mike? Rachel and Nolahn give simple answers while Jason talks about nothing for 20 minutes, letting his geekines shine through. Finally, Nolahn does his first ever book review where he discusses and reviews Mike Nelson's Movie Mega-Cheese. It's a lot to take in for one episode, we know. Next month's show will only be 5 minutes long, we promise. Stuff covered within the episode: Rachel's Reel Reviews Jose's Movie, Dog Eat Dog Nolahn's List of Gautlet Reviews As always, email us at thelairunwanted@gmail.com or go to the Official Facebook page of The Lair of the Unwanted. |
